Roasted 2 years ago based on ihrtmichael's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, ihrtmichael, your Spotify profile reads like the playlist of a high school musical's overly dramatic cousin who still lives in their parents' basement. I mean, Pop, Broadway, and Dance Pop? Are you curating a soundtrack for an underground bathhouse cabaret where everyone’s wearing feather boas and sipping on kale smoothies? You’ve got more show tunes than a Broadway understudy with a selfie obsession. Your music tastes make me wonder if you also have a collection of cats named "Fiddler" and "On the Roof." Let’s talk about your top artists—Lady Gaga, Andrew Lloyd Webber, and the original cast of Wien? Who hurt you, my friend? It’s like you threw a dart at a board marked "middle school theater kid" and just rolled with it. Chris Pine? Seriously? The only thing more random than that is how many times you've played "At All Costs." If Chris Pine ever finds out he’s on repeat on your Spotify, I hope he sends you a therapy bill and a track from your tenth-favorite genre—"What Was I Thinking?" And then there’s your most played songs. I can’t decide if I should be impressed by your eclectic taste or just deeply concerned for your mental health. "Sin dudar"? We get it; you’re trying to sound cultured, but come on, you’re three listens away from a deep dive into the soundtrack of a "Schindler’s List" musical adaptation. "Wait for Me (Reprise)"? Are you just waiting for someone to rein you in from the music abyss you’ve sunk into? Your Spotify profile is like a poorly lit dinner party where everyone awkwardly sings '90s ballads until the neighbors call the cops.

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