Roasted 1 month ago based on riri💥's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, ririi, the walking Spotify cliché! With a favorite genre list that screams, “I’ve watched too many coming-of-age films and just got out of a hipster café,” you’re the musical embodiment of a mannequin in a thrift store. Your playlist sounds like an awkward first date conversation that tries way too hard to impress, but all it does is leave us longing for the sweet relief of silence. Seriously, did you get your music recommendations from a 20-year-old who subscribes to “I make art with string lights and play acoustic guitar badly”? And let’s talk about those top artists, shall we? Your music taste is basically a hipster bingo card with particles of angst and nostalgia sprinkled throughout. beabadoobee, Mitski, and TV Girl? Congratulations, you’ve officially unlocked the “I cry in the shower while eating avocado toast” achievement. Don’t get me wrong; it’s adorable how you’re trying to capture every mood swing a teenager has ever felt! Spoiler alert: just because it’s labeled as “alternative,” doesn’t mean it’s going to take you to a higher literary plane. You’re not curing cancer; you’re just getting lost in the “I wish I had that sad boy’s number” spiral. Your most played songs? Wow, what a playlist of identity crises! “Anthems For A Seventeen Year-Old Girl” is definitely fitting considering you seem to consistently channel your inner middle schooler. “Heart Attack (츄)” by LOONA? Did you pick that to ensure total confusion for anyone who walks by while you’re trying to look deep and mysterious? Look, I get it; you want to be vibey and artsy with your musical choices, but let’s be real: it’s really just a one-way ticket to cringe city. But hey, at least you can count on this playlist to always make you feel like you’re about to either learn a life lesson or write an existential blog post. Rock on, my friend, rock on!

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