Roasted 2 years ago based on Đào Bảo's long term Spotify stats.

Đào Bảo, your Spotify profile reads like the diary of someone who discovered music yesterday and decided that a good mix was playing The Weeknd five different times in a row. Lo-Fi Study? Lo-Fi Sleep? Are you just trying to get through life on a perpetual nap, or are you crafting a new genre I like to call "Lo-Fi Coma"? I get it, some people like to relax to music, but you have so many sleep-themed playlists that I’m surprised you didn’t list “Lo-Fi Drooling” as a favorite. And what’s with the obsession with Canadian pop? It seems like you’re collecting artists as if you’re trying to compete with Drake for the crown of "King of Weak Playlists." ConcernedApe and C418? Is that a musical selection or a cry for help from someone who spends too many hours gaming? Your favorites list makes me think you’re just trying to soundtrack your entire life with music that nobody else wants to hear while they silently judge you from a distance. Your top songs read like a midlife crisis playlist created by a 17-year-old. "I Want It That Way" by the Backstreet Boys? Really? Has your Spotify been hacked by a time traveler who’s stuck in the early 2000s? Just keep your "Save Your Tears" because I’m shedding mine over the fact that you’re dedicating your listening hours to "Alone - Instrumental." If we’re being honest, at this point, the only thing you should be playing on repeat is the sound of your own self-reflection as you ponder your musical existence.

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