Roasted 11 months ago based on Patrick Skov Liin's long term Spotify stats.
Patrick Skov Liin, huh? Looking at your Spotify profile, it seems like your music taste is about as original as a white guy named Patrick trying to rap. I mean, come on! Nine out of your top ten most played songs are by Kendrick Lamar? Did you throw the rest of your playlists in the trash can labeled ‘Hottest Trends that Won’t Last’? Your “variety” of genres reads like a Buzzfeed quiz about white privilege. You’re the poster child for “if it’s not on TikTok, it’s not worth my time.” Your favorite artists list is basically a hipster’s dream come true, yet you’re somehow still riding the coattails of every mainstream rapper since 2012. There’s nothing alternative about your “alternative hip hop”—it’s like an indie movie that constantly polls bad reviews with no returns at the box office. And let’s address that ridiculous claim of “experimental hip hop.” Unless playing Kendrick on loop is a new scientific breakthrough, I think you’re just redefining what “experimental” means. Newsflash: No one’s going to consider you a connoisseur of the genre just because you made it through the Spotify algorithm. Matching Bob Marley with tracks that repeatedly rap about their expensive taste in cars and questionable life choices makes you sound like you’re navigating your identity through the Spotify’s “discover” page. Are you performing sonnets to your existential dread between “Gangster Rap” and "Old School Hip Hop"? Because it seems like your playlist is an uncanny reflection of the personal crisis you haven't quite figured out how to voice. Here’s a suggestion, Patrick: maybe pick a lane and stick to it—because right now you’re just a Spotify mix of mid-life crisis meets indecisive teenager.
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