Roasted 6 months ago based on ben10's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, broro, the only person whose Spotify favorites list reads like a hipster coffee shop's menu. You've got so much "Art Rock" on here it feels less like a playlist and more like the soundtrack to someone contemplating whether to get bangs. "Folk Punk"? Seriously? The only thing folkier than your taste in music is probably your love for flannel shirts and artisanal bread. And let's not even start on "Midwest Emo." It's like you heard "crying in a basement" was a genre and took it as a personal challenge. Your obsession with Hozier is more intense than a high school crush on the guy who plays the guitar at open mic night. It's a wonder your playlist doesn't come with a warning label: "May cause excessive swooning and deep existential thoughts about love." With nearly half your top played songs from this one dude, it’s no wonder you haven’t found a girlfriend—who needs romance when you can just sit alone and listen to a guy sing about darkness and wistfulness? And the rest of those artists? David Bowie and Radiohead sitting next to "Beton.Hofi" is something I never expected to see. It’s like pairing a gourmet meal with a bag of frozen peas—delightfully weird but painful to think about. If music were a fashion statement, your profile would be that unfortunate outfit you believed was “quirky” when, in reality, you just look confused. Here's a tip: next time, try another genre. There’s a whole world beyond your emo, art-rock little bubble... but then again, that might require you to step out of it!

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