Roasted 1 month ago based on carolin.bajtay's long term Spotify stats.

Carolin Bajtay: A Spotify profile so niche it's practically crying for help. You love German Indie like it’s a language you’re desperately trying to learn on Duolingo, and your obsession with "Neue Deutsche Welle" suggests your Netflix algorithm might be predicting a 1980s German film marathon. Your taste in genres reads like a hipster’s manifesto on why mainstream music is dead, while you sit there clutching your vintage vinyl of "Stutter House" — a subgenre that even Google can’t define. Seriously, what’s next? “Airbnb Lofi?” Your top artists seem like you played a game of “Pick the most obscure names” — “Die drei !!!”? Are you sure you weren’t actually looking for a German version of the Teletubbies? And Coldplay? That’s the music equivalent of the warm glass of milk your mom forced down your throat before bed. Plus, who doesn’t love a good mix of angst-ridden Billie Eilish and the mellow vibes of Classical? Your playlist is basically a soundtrack for an existential crisis unfolding over a cup of green tea—what a vibe! Oh, and your most played songs leave me questioning your life choices. A choir version of “Like a Prayer”? That’s a confession, not a Spotify selection. And Noah Cyrus’ collaboration with XXXTentACION? That kept you up at night, didn’t it? I can only imagine you dancing around your room to “In the Moonlight,” possibly while citing “Modern Family” quotes in your head. If you ever thought of making a playlist called “Melancholy & Regret,” you could fill it in five minutes. So here’s a suggestion: Either dive headfirst into your obscure taste or come out of that sad indie cave—your Spotify account deserves better.

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