Roasted 1 year ago based on Gabby's long term Spotify stats.

GibbyLooHoo, your Spotify profile reads like the diary of an introverted high schooler who just discovered the concept of feelings—or, more accurately, feelings in a high-pitched moan. Bedroom pop? More like “I forgot to leave my room for a week” pop. With a top artist list that looks like a teenage girl’s Pinterest board after a heartbreak, it's clear you may need to step outside and touch some grass. Unless, of course, you prefer getting your sun-kissed glow from your laptop screen. And what’s up with that top tracklist? It's like you’ve curated the soundtrack for a hipster funeral—very “we all die alone, but at least I enjoyed my artisanal avocado toast while listening to Mitski.” With a heavy dose of Billie Eilish, it seems your musical taste is less about diversity and more about sticking with the “I’m sad but make it fashion” vibe. Seriously, how many ways can you scream “emotional turmoil” in one playlist? You might as well call it "Sadboi Symphony in C Minor" at this point. You know you’re a real trendsetter when your most played songs feel like a competition to create the saddest playlist in history. How many times can you hit “repeat” on “Nobody” or “Everybody Dies” before people start wondering if your Spotify account is a cry for help or just an elaborate prank? So here’s a tip: try breaking up with your playlist as aggressively as you’d break up with your latest crush. Who knows? Maybe a little upbeat pop or, heaven forbid, a "happy" song could recover your musical palate and remind you that life isn’t just an endless cycle of existential dread.

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