Roasted 6 months ago based on Brad Davies's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Brad Davies, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of sad boy anthems and genres no one asked for! Your Spotify profile reads like a mid-2000s high school journal, complete with angst, questionable wardrobe choices, and nostalgia for a time you probably weren't even old enough to experience fully. Seriously, with favorite genres like "Indie Punk," "Math Rock," and "Alt Country," I'm surprised your life goal isn’t to be the loudest kid in the coffee shop playing acoustic covers of songs that make you cry while sipping on something ironically overpriced. Your top artists list looks like an admission form for an emotional support animal - "The World Is A Beautiful Place & I Am No Longer Afraid To Die" sounds less like a band and more like my high school therapy session notes. And let’s be honest, “You Will Never Be the Best at Anything You Try” isn’t just a song title; it’s clearly your life motto at this point, right next to “Knock Yourself Out XD.” At least you're consistent! By the time I reached "I Love Your Lifestyle," I was wondering if you were actually trying to promote a lifestyle brand for people who can’t get out of bed without crying over their artisanal toast. Listen, Brad, you can keep pretending that your Spotify experience is unique and avant-garde, but let’s be real: you’ve essentially curated a soundtrack for existential dread. If I didn’t know any better, I’d assume you were just trying to find ways to be sadder than your friends while absolutely nailing the whole hipster vibe. So, keep doing you, but if you ever want to venture into an actual genre that doesn’t sound like the soundtrack to a failed indie film, you know where to find the pop station. Good luck with that, champ!

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