Roasted 7 months ago based on jquinney's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, jquinney, your Spotify profile reads like a middle schooler's diary after a breakup—an emotionally confused tour of the cringiest corners of the music world. You’ve got an affinity for more genres than a confused high schooler flips outfits, and honestly, it looks like you’re trying to catch them all. "Country," "Pop," "Folk Pop"—congratulations, you’re officially the musical equivalent of a buffet where the food is just slightly better than what you find in a gas station convenience store! Your top artists list is a real who's who of music industry mediocrity. Morgan Wallen and Kelsea Ballerini? Please, even the cows are rolling their eyes at your choice of country artists. And Justin Bieber—sweetheart, let’s face it; your taste in music says, “I’m still trying to convince my parents I’m a cool adult.” You’ve got enough influencers on your list to start a TikTok dance challenge about how to low-key ruin a party. Seriously, when did making questionable Spotify choices become a genre in itself? As for your most played songs, we have “Compatible” by Bellah Mae and “Get Up!” by Ashley Kutcher—are those titles code names for how you feel about your life choices? Look, jquinney, no one is judging you for your musical security blanket, but when your most played tracks sound like sad background noise at a coffee shop, it might be time to reassess. Here’s a pro-tip: branch out a bit! Be brave. And if you still can’t find anything else you like, just put your playlist on shuffle and pray it does something interesting before putting everyone to sleep!

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