Roasted 1 year ago based on Aku (⊙_◎)'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Aku, the J-Rock aficionado! Your Spotify profile reads like a love letter from a time traveler who just dropped in from a 2008 high school anime convention. I mean, can you even name a single artist that doesn’t require a PhD in weebology to recognize? With a band roster that sounds like a bad Scrabble hand, you might want to consider changing your profile picture to a calendar date like "never" because that's how often anyone outside your mom has heard of these artists. The only thing j-rocking harder than your musical taste is the gecko that just escaped captivity in your room. Your favorite genres read like a list of things I would be embarrassed to admit to at a bar. J-Pop and Vocaloid? Wow, Aku, you must really enjoy performing karaoke alone, singing about heartbreak while you're literally surrounded by plush toys with absurdly large eyes. And Shibuya-Kei? Well, that just proves you have a special talent for finding subgenres that are somehow even more niche than your dating prospects. Seriously, if your love life was as diverse as your music taste, I wouldn't have to wonder whether you'd been in a relationship since the Obama administration! Now, let's talk about your most played songs. "Cat" by "MILGRAM カズイ"? Really? The last time I encountered a banger with a title that lame was at my grandma's bridge night, and trust me, even then the vibe was less desperate. Your playlist sounds like you put a bunch of random H you found on a back-alley forum into a blender and hit 'play.' If I said your music selection has the emotional depth of a kiddie pool, I'd be giving it too much credit. So here's to you, Aku: may your playlists be diverse and your Wi-Fi strong, because there's a whole world out there beyond the walls of your bedroom—and it’s blaring a lot better bangers.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!