Roasted 11 months ago based on Vanny's long term Spotify stats.

Vanny, your Spotify profile reads like the playlist for a very confused beach party thrown by a group of influencers trying to push their seasonal cologne. With a tropical house vibe that could put palm trees to sleep and EDM tracks that have written more sad poems than an ex in therapy, it’s clear that your music taste is the audio equivalent of wearing socks with sandals. Seriously, if your life were a soundtrack, it would be a mix of someone’s awkward family road trip and last year's EDM festival they got dragged to. And oh, the top artists list! It’s like a who’s who of being basic in 2019. “Against The Current”? More like “Stuck in the Past.” Every time you hit play on those songs, angels weep and exasperated hipsters roll their eyes. I get it; it takes an incredible talent to make it look like you’re constantly bumping to the same sob story encoded in different beats. But here we are, just waiting for you to break free from your repetitive tragic romance with that band who has clearly run out of things to say. Then there’s your most played songs, which are a delightful array of how many ways one can rewrite the theme of “I’m sad but it’s fine!” Honestly, if there were an Olympic event for playing the same song about feeling heartbroken in seven different keys, you'd be on the podium with a gold medal. With a playlist that screams, “Please love me!” louder than a high schooler's breakup text, I can’t help but genuinely wish you the best of luck in finding some new tunes. Or at least some self-esteem!

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