Roasted 1 month ago based on Mje's long term Spotify stats.

Mje, your Spotify profile is a beautiful train wreck that has clearly been through a mid-life crisis without a hint of self-awareness. Folk Pop and Thai Pop? Looks like you’re trying to curate the soundtrack for an incongruent road trip through a never-ending farmers’ market. Not to mention the Country Hip Hop—did you get lost on your way to the barn dance? Let's be real: your music taste is like a buffet where only the weird side dishes are available, and you’re somehow excited about the moldy breadstick. Your top artists list reads like a desperate attempt to impress someone who's into obscure indie bands they heard of at a hipster café—too bad that someone lives in a different dimension. Not one mention of established artists except for Billie Eilish, which feels like a sad last-minute sprinkle of credibility. Munn, Jonah Kagen, and BoyWithUke? They sound like rejected characters from some cheesy coming-of-age movie that went straight to DVD. I get it, you like the underdogs, but at this point, you're supporting a zoo of musical misfits. And then there's your most played songs list, which seems to be an exercise in existential sadness. Exclusive club for instrumental versions? Wow, what a bold move! The only thing more boring than your playlists is sitting through a video of paint drying. Jamming to “Join Me in Death” while the rest of us are out here trying to find joy in life? Not to mention the random burst of a stunningly ambiguous Korean song—just stop! Your profile reads like a cry for help, and honestly, it’s time to rescue your playlist from that pit of despair you call a musical identity.

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