Roasted 7 months ago based on 🌞's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look at you with that sparkling Spotify profile, 🌞. I see you’re living in a world where ENHYPEN and Ariana Grande are the indie equivalent of Shakespeare. I would call you a K-Pop fanatic, but calling you a basic K-Pop stan feels more appropriate. Seriously, your playlist reads like the last desperate attempts of a 13-year-old girl trying to sound cultured while watching TikTok dance trends in her bedroom. "Bedroom Pop”? What's next, “Bathroom Jazz”? It’s funny how "art pop" sounds sophisticated until you realize your top artists include a TikTok star and a group named after a time of day. You’ve got the top 10 like it’s some sort of Olympic event—except, instead of gold medals, you’ve earned yourself a participation trophy in mediocrity. And how exactly do you find “noise music” appealing? Is that just a collection of emotions you haven’t worked through yet? Because your listening habits need a therapy session almost as badly as your taste in artists does. Your most played songs list is enough to make any self-respecting music lover weep silently in a corner. “Bad Desire (With or Without You)" is the anthem of your thriving crush on ENHYPEN, who definitely won’t ever know you exist. And don’t get me started on your loyalty to Charli XCX. You’re like a walking “best of” compilation of everything trending on Spotify’s “For You” playlist. So tell me, do you plan on diversifying your music taste or just adopting a family of pop songs to grow old with? Because at this rate, your Spotify Wrapped is going to be a horror show.

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