Roasted 8 months ago based on mvp's long term Spotify stats.

Listen up, iso. You’ve got more genres in your Spotify profile than a DJ at a midlife crisis party. "Underground Hip Hop"? More like "Buried Under A Pile of Bad Decisions" rap. Your taste in music is so diverse, it’s like a buffet where every dish gives you food poisoning. How many times have you cried to “Dark R&B” while trying to convince yourself that “Bedroom Pop” isn’t just the sound of you sobbing into your pillow? Seriously, pick a lane or at least invest in some therapy sessions to figure out why your musical identity is basically a teenager's Pinterest board. Now, your top artists read like an application for a support group for people who can’t pronounce "mainstream." Rod Wave, Drake, and Laufey? What’s next? Going to a jazz bar and asking if they have any “Cloud Rap”? Your listening history screams that you’re desperately trying to project emotional depth while actually just wallowing in your unremarkable playlists. "Trap Soul"? More like "Trapped in a Soul Sucking Vortex of Mediocrity." If you’re trying to flex your emotional turmoil through your taste in music, it’s only working for your friends who are pretending to care. And those most played songs? I've seen more complexity in a three-legged dog trying to get up a flight of stairs. Listening to "Gerskiway" by “LUCKI” 14 times a day isn’t being a fan; it’s called coping with life in the worst way possible. Your playlist is the perfect soundtrack for existential dread while binge-watching the latest Netflix series about sad people who can't stop making poor life choices. So here's a pro tip: when in doubt, maybe throw in a little upbeat music to remind yourself that life can be more than a monotonous swirl of angst and obscure references.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!