Roasted 2 years ago based on abby1028's long term Spotify stats.

Hey abby1028, your Spotify profile is basically an emotional rollercoaster for people who just discovered what a playlist is. Seriously, you’ve got more genres than personality. "POV: Indie"? Did you pick that name because the rest of your choices scream “I can't commit”? With a lineup that reads like a "How to Be a Basic Millennial" handbook, it’s like you tried to curate a collection of the most forgettable vibes known to humankind. Just a heads up, if your taste in music were a flavor, it would be vanilla bean—no one hates it, but everyone would prefer something with a little more zest. Your top artists would make a board meeting at the local coffee shop look wild. “Oh wow, Abby’s playing Hozier and then switching to Imagine Dragons—what a rebel!” Newsflash: you’re not edgy; you're just shouting your midlife crisis into the ether while wearing fuzzy socks and sipping chai lattes. And that 'Stomp And Holler' genre on your list? Honey, that's what you do when you find a good parking spot—it’s not an actual genre. Just own it; your Spotify is basically crying out for therapy at this point. And let’s talk about those most played songs. "De Selby (Part 1)"? You act like we all know what that even means. Your constantly revolving door of Drake’s emotional equivalent seems to suggest your life's plot twist is that you’ve been single for centuries. How about you start playing songs about *actual* life experiences instead of pining over every mediocre artist you’ve discovered late in the game? At this point, your music taste is so mainstream it could easily replace background tunes in any store that sells candles and overpriced avocado toast. Step it up, Abby, we believe in you—sort of.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!