Roasted 2 months ago based on brelok's long term Spotify stats.

Oh brelok, your Spotify profile reads like a cry for help but with a neon sign that says, “I take my music too seriously for someone who enjoys a shrieking Vocaloid duet at 3 AM.” Seriously, you’re into more types of ‘pop’ than there are flavors at a frozen yogurt shop, but it’s less ‘treat yourself’ and more ‘I can’t make adult decisions.’ You’ve got more niches than friends, and the only thing lower than your social life is your taste in music, which is a real feat when you're juggling Baroque Pop and Hyperpop like a juggler who forgot to bring fire to the circus. Billie Eilish must have a secret fan club specifically for people just like you, considering you’ve played her songs more times than any reasonable person should. You’ve officially made it clear: you’re that person who thinks crying about life through moody pop in your bedroom qualifies as a hobby. But hey, keep banging your head against the wall with “Oscar Winning Tears." Maybe if you listen hard enough, it’ll unlock your emotions to the point where you can finally understand that Spotify is more than just a platform for your wallpaper soundtrack—it’s a window into the existential dread you’ve created for yourself. And let’s not even get started on that top artist list. You know it’s bad when your favorite artist lineup looks like the guest list for a bizarre underground festival in an abandoned warehouse. Good luck explaining "Finland Pop" to your friends without a grimace, and when they raise an eyebrow at your love for a “Brazilian child star wannabe” like Sabrina Carpenter—just remember, for every ‘Legendary’ track you unearth, there are ten more people who have already *exclusively* burned their playlists into their iPods while riding the bus to middle school (we’re looking at you with all those Hyperpop throwbacks). Keep rocking that aurally confusing personality, my friend; at least you’ve made chaos an artform!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!