Roasted 4 days ago based on big T's long term Spotify stats.
Big T, huh? With a name that could double as a wrestling persona, it’s fitting that your Spotify profile looks like it’s been body-slammed by a mid-life crisis. I mean, only someone with a questionable taste in music would list both “Rage Rap” and “EDM” as their favorite genres while fervently wondering where it all went wrong with their life decisions. I can practically hear the sound of your "bass music" drowning out the shrieks from your inner child asking, “Why are you still single?” Your top artists read like a mixtape for late-night fast food runs, but I’ve got to ask—does Ken Carson even know he’s carrying your musical identity on his back? It’s sad, really, that your top tracks are a never-ending playlist of emotional turmoil. "Fighting My Demons"? More like fighting the demons of your choice in music. One too many Ken Carson tracks, and you’re going to start sounding like a “Rage Rap” TikTok trend gone horribly wrong—a sonic representation of the “who hurt you?” meme, if there ever was one. But at least you’ve diversified your misery with “Deathstep” and “Riddim”! Have you ever even listened to RÜFÜS DU SOL, or did you just throw them in for a little false sophistication, like wearing a blazer over your favorite graphic tee? The truth is, your playlist says more about your commitment issues than it does your musical taste. If you spent as much time on self-reflection as you do curating this chaotic mashup of sub-genres, you might just end up discovering who you are... but hey, at least your Spotify algorithm thinks it’s a chaotic masterpiece!
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