Roasted 2 years ago based on drianerandomeer's long term Spotify stats.

Drianerandomeer, huh? Your Spotify profile reads like a hipster’s grocery list at a Whole Foods in a liberal college town. With a favorite genres section that looks like a Yelp review for artisanal coffee shops, it's surprising you don’t have "Overthinking" as one of your music tastes. For a person who enjoys Chamber Pop, you’d think you’d be sitting in a fancy room sampling teen angst from the ‘90s through a finely crafted kombucha instead of wading through the same sad playlist for hours like an emotional sponge. Your top artists list looks like a Tinder profile for sadbois rather than a music selection. Who knew you could cram so many whimsical yet ultimately forgettable names into ten slots? Honestly, I’m not sure if “The Crane Wives” are a band or just two people desperately trying to monetize their mediocre bird-watching hobby. And what’s this about "Broadway" being a favorite genre? Is that your roundabout way of admitting you’ve seen “Cats” too many times and are now cursed with existential despair? And let’s talk about your most played songs. "Never Love an Anchor”? Is that because you think you’re that tumultuous spirit who lets people down when they have faith in you? Also, "Hey Mister" by "Poor Man's Poison"? I didn’t realize that was the anthem for people in their mid-20s whose biggest contribution to society is rereading self-help books while maintaining a faint smell of regret. Between your love of British indie bands and the unshakeable need for emotional breakdown anthems, one has to wonder if your Spotify is just a glorified therapy session that never ends.

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