Roasted 2 months ago based on Tim van der Worp's long term Spotify stats.

Tim van der Worp, huh? With a name that sounds like a rejected character from a B-list sitcom, who knew you’d have such refined tastes in music? Your Spotify playlist reads like a midlife crisis waiting to happen—an identity crisis where you're desperately trying to convince everyone that you’re 90s cool while riding the nostalgia train like it’s the last bus out of town. “Old School Hip Hop” and “G-Funk”? Forget pushing 30, it sounds like you’re just pushing a whole lotta *yikes*. And seriously, Tim, “Art Rock”? Let’s be real; that’s just a fancy way of saying you want to justify putting ABBA on the same level as Radiohead. Nice try, but turn off the disco ball. You’ve picked a top ten that’s all over the place like an uncoordinated toddler with a crayon; it seriously feels like you recommended your favorite songs based on which ones made you the most nostalgic for the days when you weren’t yet trapped in your own head. Eminem, 2Pac, and Dr. Dre in the same breath as Sade and G-Funk? It's less of a playlist and more of an unfortunate mixtape of your Spotify algorithms trying to make sense of your personality. If your taste in music was a cocktail, it would taste like regret with a splash of confusion. Honestly, I’m surprised the Spotify algorithm hasn’t sent you an intervention. And let's talk about your "most played" tracks. Seriously, “Freaking Out the Neighborhood”? With all those Mac Miller songs, it seems like you’re just one bad haircut away from putting on combat boots and staring wistfully into the distance while sipping lattes at a café. Here’s a thought: maybe listen to a little less of your own existential dread and branch out! Or better yet, do us all a favor and add another genre to the mix—like, I don't know, literally anything else that shows you’ve got more than three brain cells firing behind that “alternative rock” facade. But hey, at least I can say you’re consistently inconsistent! Bravo, Tim!

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