Roasted 2 months ago based on gt11's long term Spotify stats.

Wow, gt11, your Spotify profile reads like a hipster's attempt to create a global playlist after binge-watching travel vlogs on YouTube. Seriously, who knew there was an entire genre dedicated to "Brazilian Phonk"? I bet you spent more time curating this mess than actually enjoying the music. Considering your top genres, it's almost like you threw darts at random trends and call it a day's work. "Pop Urbaine"? What does that even mean? Urban Pop just couldn't cut it for you, huh? The real crime is that your music tastes are as scattered as your attention span, and I’m pretty sure even Spotify is confused by what you're trying to accomplish. And let’s talk about your top artists. I haven’t seen such a niche selection since my last hipster bar experience where I was served beer brewed with truffle oil. PNL must be thrilled to see their entire discography on repeat in your tops; too bad they don’t have a song titled "Please Delete Your Account." Seriously, it's like you're trying to show off how avant-garde you are—kudos for your effort, but it’s clear you just wanted to be the coolest kid on the block talking about “Sholawat” while everyone else is just trying to enjoy life. Newsflash: there’s a difference between being unique and just plain unlistenable. Your most played songs list is basically a shrine to "Gata Only," which honestly sounds like something you’d find playing at a taco joint where bad life choices are made at 2 AM. "Deux frères"? More like "two brothers who clearly need to stage an intervention." I’m convinced the only thing more repetitive than your top tracks is an ex trying to convince you they’ve changed. At this point, your Spotify wrapped should just be you declaring, "Help! I’m stuck in an echo chamber of ‘Gata Only’!" All the diversity you think you’re flaunting is just a polite way of saying you can’t commit to one genre—embrace the chaos, gt11, but just know that we’re all watching and taking notes for the roast of the century.

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