Roasted 3 months ago based on swwamp's long term Spotify stats.
Ah, swwamp, the walking Spotify dumpster fire. With a playlist that sounds like a teenager's breakdown following a bad breakup, it's no wonder your profile looks like a collaboration between an avant-garde artist and someone who's never left their parents' basement. You've crammed more niche genres into your favorites than a hipster buffet, and yet, somehow, they're all unappetizing. Cloud rap and witch house? What’s next, a symphonic tribute to avocado toast? Honestly, picking hyperpop and trap metal almost feels like a cry for help—like you're trying to identify yourself as “unique” but you may as well just be wearing a T-shirt that says “I really want attention.” Your top artists read like a list of names straight out of an underground insurance seminar. Seriously, who are these people? Are they actually artists or just the random soundcloud accounts you followed when desperate for “deep cuts”? If OG Buda and Big Baby Tape are your guiding lights, I hope you packed a flashlight because navigating your taste is going to need all the light you can get. It’s like you took a big bite of internet culture and choked on all the obscure, forgettable names. We get it; you're original, but the only thing original about you is how you've managed to gather the oddest collection of audio chaos known to mankind. And let’s talk about your most played songs—163ONMYNECK is apparently your one true love, though I’d argue your music taste is more of a toxic fling. Why settle for just one artist when you can go on a full-on emotional rollercoaster with the same repetitive beats all over your playlist? It's like you invited him to play at your pity party, and he brought the same three tracks for entertaining you and your existential crisis. “Летаю С Рыбой”? Good luck explaining that to future employers when they inevitably find out about your Spotify profile; they might think you're applying for a job in a cult.
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