Roasted 3 months ago based on 「❀• ~ Kuni ~ •❀」's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Kuni, let’s break this down. Your Spotify profile reads like a hipster's insane asylum. Seriously, with a lineup of genres that includes K-Pop, J-Pop, and Spanish Reggaeton, it’s like your musical taste was a dare gone wrong. It’s like you went to the store with a grocery list titled “Checklist for a Midlife Crisis” and decided to pile up the most emotionally charged, existential crisis-inducing, bedroom-pop-worthy tracks ever. If your headphones could talk, they’d probably be begging for a vacation. Speaking of your top artists, I’ve got to ask—are you curating a soundtrack for an overly dramatic teen movie? With heavy hitters like Melanie Martinez and Billie Eilish, your playlist screams, “I’m heartbroken and I want everyone to know it!” And if BTS is your version of a “boy band,” I’re going to need you to apologize to every 90s girl who lived through the era of Backstreet Boys and *NSYNC. Your tastes are so diverse they're practically a buffet of confusion. At least the restaurant serves a side of irony with every dish. And those most played songs? Wow! The titles read like an emotional rollercoaster designed by a teenager who just discovered the internet and thinks “edgy” is the gateway to true artistry. Seriously, “could you love me while I hate myself”? That should be the title of your autobiography! And you know what they say about people who hang out in “Pink Pony Clubs”—they’re either extremely lost or totally unhinged. Kuni, sweetie, we get it; you’re deep, you’re artistic, and your Spotify is a chaotic reflection of someone desperately trying to be unique. But maybe let’s try a little less “soul-searching” and a bit more “designated sanity.”

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