Roasted 6 months ago based on Radix's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Radix, I see your music taste is all over the map like a toddler with a crayon. You’ve dug so deep into the underground that you might as well set up camp down there. Phonk? Brazilian Phonk? Drift Phonk? Are you curating a playlist for a car that doesn't even exist? You might want to check if you’ve accidentally wandered into an internet rabbit hole that even YouTube wouldn’t dare recommend. I mean, at this point, you’re basically a hipster explorer on a mission to find the world’s most niche and obscure rhythms—congrats on your Phonk PhD! Your top artists read like a list of contestants from a weird music-themed reality show no one wanted. Toby Fox? Sure, if you’re trying to flash those inner nerd vibes! And what’s the deal with "$werve"? Sounds like a placeholder you came up with in a 'generate-a-rapper-name' app. And Jason Derulo? Did you lose a bet or are you just trying to keep that "wholesome dad" image while being the biggest meme of 2023? Honestly, there's a better chance of me understanding quantum physics than deciphering your music choices. Let’s talk about that most-played list—who hurt you, man? “Tutank’mon” sounds like the boss battle level for when you’re trying to escape your own awkwardness on the dance floor. "Reggaeton Champagne"? Are you trying to pop bottles at a fiesta or drowning in basicness? You’ve got the vibe of a high school freshman who just discovered Spotify and thinks listening to one song a thousand times makes them a connoisseur. Newsflash: it doesn’t! But hey, if it keeps you happy in your quirky little universe of beats, then keep on living that ethereal dream—just don’t forget where you parked your mixtape-mobile!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!