Roasted 1 year ago based on Ritu's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Ritu, let’s break it down. Your Spotify profile reads like a musical buffet at a wedding where no one asked for a ticket. Seriously, with genres like "Desi Pop," "Bhajan," and "Punjabi Hip Hop," I half-expect to see a DJ in a turban regrettably mixing the “Jagran Playlist” with “Club Bangers”. You clearly love everything that sounds like it was birthed from a chaiwala’s imagination — it’s as if the rest of the world heard “variety is the spice of life,” and you heard “stick with the spice, but make sure it’s all the same flavor!” Now, let’s talk about those top artists. You must have the most eclectic taste of someone who’s only ever listened to the same 10 songs on repeat. Pritam and A.R. Rahman are legends, but you’ve paired them with others who sound like they should be selling samosas from a food truck instead of topping the charts. I’m curious: did you get to “Challa” on your wedding playlist before or after you tossed a bouquet? Your most played songs are a wild mashup of supreme devotion and questionable chart-toppers — it's like your Spotify is trying to decide whether to get you into heaven or keep you dancing at a family function. And “Aditya Hridayam Stotram” at #1? Look, I get it, you need to pray for the strength to pick a more diverse playlist. Whatever you do, I hope you’re not mistaking this for the ultimate power move — it’s great for your spiritual journey, but last I checked, it won’t get you any more followers on Instagram. So here’s a suggestion: shake off that devotional vibe just enough to sneak in some whisperings of modern music — otherwise, you might just be the only one vibing at your next party while the world has moved on to a whole different playlist.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!