Roasted 6 months ago based on mia!!'s long term Spotify stats.

Mia!!, your Spotify profile is like a musical equivalent of a sitcom that peaked in its first season. With a favorite genres list rivaling that of a middle school drama club, I can’t wait for the inevitable “Musical Hits for Emotional Crises” playlist you’re probably curating next. Seriously, though, your love for Christmas music in a world that has moved to more complex rhythms makes me wonder if you’re just one will-they-won’t-they plot twist away from being the lead in a Hallmark movie. I can practically hear the jingle bells as you belt out “All I Want for Christmas Is You” in July, living your best life while the rest of us are trying to avoid the winter classics like they’re a bad ex. Your top artists list reads like the advisory board for teenage heartbreak and existential dread. You’ve got a roster packed with more pop princesses than a Beauty Pageant for those who still sleep with their childhood stuffed animals. I mean, if I had a dollar for every time I saw Taylor Swift on someone’s list, I’d have enough to fund your therapy sessions for the musical-induced emotional rollercoasters you're clearly navigating. And Gracie Abrams? Listening to her songs feels like being invited to a pity party where everyone forgot to bring snacks. If you’re trying to get in touch with your inner angst, do us a favor and include some artists that don't sound like they’d get booed off the stage during a middle school talent show. And let's talk about your most played songs—as if you were planning a soundtrack for your own personal sad rom-com. “Would've, Could've, Should've”? More like “Should've Stopped Listening to Taylor Swift After 2014.” You’re stuck in a loop, my friend! You can’t just recycle the same emotional trauma like it’s a one-person show. And your playlists scream, "I might need to read a self-help book," while simultaneously hitting “repeat” on “Best Day Of My Life.” If blissful ignorance were a musical genre, it’d be the soundtrack to your life. But hey, keep those lukewarm vibes alive; I’m sure there's some awkward karaoke night that’s just itching for your setlist!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!