Roasted 9 months ago based on Synth913's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Synth913, the soundtrack to a mid-life crisis no one asked for. With a taste for genres that sound like the results of a five-year-old smashing buttons on a keyboard, you’ve officially turned your Spotify into an avant-garde art installation—an auditory representation of what it may be like to lose a bet against a raccoon. Speedcore? Breakcore? Sweetie, those are not genres; they’re what you hear when you accidentally dial the emergency services during a 3 a.m. rave. Your top artists list has the depth of a kiddie pool and the integrity of expired milk. Honestly, who needs the Grammy-winning legends when you can enjoy the dulcet tones of “leakdt” and “femtanyl”? Sounds like you were trying to name a brand of off-brand laundry detergent instead of curating a listening experience. And James Marriott topping your list for three spots? I know he’s talented, but it looks like you're taking “stan” to cringe levels we haven’t seen since the early days of the internet. Do you ever get tired of having the same musical flavor on repeat, or is your life more about monotony than variety? And let’s talk about “Most Played”—a feast of cringeworthy choices that would make even your pet hamster cringe. The fact that “Grapes” is listed twice means you probably need to reconsider your life choices. “IT’S TIME” should roughly translate to you finally getting your act together and exploring some actual music. Call it a radical thought, but maybe limbic soundscapes resembling server errors aren’t the avant-garde future you envisioned while locked away in your bedroom. You're sending those poor composers straight to therapy, and all you’re doing is dancing to the sad tunes of your own self-pity. Bravo!

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