Roasted 8 months ago based on Rachael's long term Spotify stats.

Rachael, your Spotify profile reads like a personality crisis wrapped in a midlife meltdown. K-Pop and Classical? It’s like you’re trying to impress your eight-year-old self while simultaneously attending an 80s orchestra flashback. And let’s not even start on the fact that "noise music" made the cut! Are you trying to convince us you have eclectic taste, or are you just one existential crisis away from listening to a blender on repeat? Your top artists scream "I don't know who I am" louder than a Lana Del Rey ballad. You've got Stray Kids, 5 Seconds of Summer, and P1Harmony, but only two songs are from those boys who are crying out for a real melody! Some of us are still waiting for the day when you realize ENHYPEN should just be called “EN-HAPPY” because your playlists are like a trip to the therapist with no copay—just a lot of emotional baggage and questionable choices. Spoiler alert: “Summertime Sadness” is not a fitting anthem for your life; it’s more like an entry theme for your D-list dramatic saga. And your most played songs? Let me guess, you’re just one more listen away from turning “California” into your motivational “get your life together" background track while still clinging to that pile of tissues from your 12th rewatch of every musical ever written. It’s like you’re hosting an emotional support group from the comfort of your sweatpants while waiting for a pop-punk revival that’ll never come. At this rate, only your Spotify algorithm will be left looking for help!

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