Roasted 2 years ago based on Shi Qin's long term Spotify stats.

Shi Qin, with a taste in music about as varied as a toddler's crayon box, you've crafted a Spotify profile that screams "I'm culturally confused." You’ve got K-Pop on the brain like it’s a college major, but let’s face it, with ten genres that boil down to “K-Pop or slightly different K-Pop,” you’re basically one boy band away from creating your own fan club that's just you and your sad Spotify algorithm. “Indie Pop”? More like “Indie Sob.” You need some serious musical diversity – or at least a therapy session to figure out why you keep returning to the same sad ballads. Your Top Artists list reads like a sad romantic comedy script, where you're the protagonist who’s hopelessly in love with your Spotify Discover Weekly. Seriously, DAY6 and ATEEZ? Your taste is as predictable as a high school romance plot twist. No wonder you’re dwelling in your bedroom for some “Bedroom R&B” – you’re practically begging for a virtual reality escape from this musical monotony. And Taylor Swift? We get it! You want to cry in public and brag about your exes too – how very original of you! Let’s talk about those Most Played Songs, shall we? “So Much Wine” by Phoebe Bridgers gets it; every time you hit “play,” her lyrics are like a diary entry for your deep-seated ennui. And “love.” by wave to earth? Is that a song or a whispered confession of defeat? Honestly, if I were your Spotify account, I’d create a playlist titled “Help Me”, solely dedicated to making you realize that your musical taste needs a serious wake-up call. You’ve become the poster child for too many feelings and not enough great music. Let's aim for something with a bit more... spark, shall we?

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!