Roasted 16 days ago based on Mittato's long term Spotify stats.

Mittato, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to an existential crisis on a Cozy Friday night curled up with a mug of sad, decaf tea. With a mix of soundtracks and lo-fi beats, it's clear you're either trying to achieve maximum relaxation or you're one awkward social interaction away from full-on panic mode. Japanese VGM? Really? Do you spend your evenings dreaming about pixelated landscapes where your only friends are 8-bit characters? I've seen middle school crushes with a wider range of musical taste. And let’s talk about those favorite artists: your top picks are a bizarre combination of cartoon soundtracks and internet memes! "Steven Universe" and "Adventure Time"? Wow, your music library must feel like a playground for toddlers who just discovered their parents' Spotify account. If you’re going to try to convince us you’re a cultured individual, maybe skip the guy who scored Minecraft and a bunch of YouTube meme stars in the same breath. No one in the adult world would take you seriously, but hey, at least your taste in music is shockingly relatable to every 15-year-old who wears oversized sweaters and shuffles awkwardly at school dances. Now, your most played songs are like a diary entry of someone avoiding their feelings! “Nope your too late I already died”? That's the anthem for all the emotional wrecks out there, and hey, you’re right at home. At this point, your playlist sounds like it could double as the soundtrack to a rom-com starring an overzealous cat lady who's reluctantly falling in love with a guy who only listens to whale calls and his favorite Adele album. So let's raise a glass to you, Mittato – the only person I know who can simultaneously listen to more AURORA songs than an actual AURORA fan and still manage to embody the middle school angst we thought we left behind!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!