Roasted 1 year ago based on Delphine's long term Spotify stats.

Delphine Hardy, eh? Your music taste is the sonic equivalent of a warm cup of lukewarm water. I mean, if "pop" had a middle name, it would probably be Delphine. With a favorite genres list as long as a bad novel, you could probably get through a four-hour train ride without needing to hit shuffle once. No offense, but your playlist reads like someone spilled a box of "Hipster Pop" CDs onto a French café table. Do you also buy your vinyl records from a thrift store called "Mediocre Melodies"? And can we talk about your top artist, FLETCHER, for a second? Don’t get me wrong, she’s got some bangers, but you have more FLETCHER songs on repeat than a broken record at a karaoke bar in a small town. Meanwhile, those tracks are packed tighter than your jeans after all those croissants. If “Obsessed” was a person, it would take a good hard look at you, drop the mic, and walk right out the door because there’s no competition with how hard you’re riding the FLETCHER train. Honestly, if I wanted to hear the same artist playing over and over, I’d just loop my neighbor's cat meowing. Your musical landscape has all the range of a full-body sneeze; it’s only a matter of time before Spotify sends you a cease and desist for emotional damage. And here’s a pro tip: next time you feel the urge to bump FLETCHER yet again, maybe try rubbing a little variety on your playlist. At this point, I almost expect “FLETCHER's Greatest Hits” to show up on your Spotify stats instead of just “Most Played.” Give that woman a break; she’s got to breathe too!

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