Roasted 1 year ago based on clemvt's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Clemvt, I see your Spotify profile reads like a grocery list of musical identity crises. New Wave and Rage Rap? That's like pairing a fine Bordeaux with a side of McDonald's fries—confusing and honestly kind of grotesque. You're basically curating a soundtrack for the world's worst party, where guests are just as lost as you are. “Hyperpop” and “Chicha” in the same breath? You must have an eclectic taste, or you've just been huffing the fumes from your neighbor’s failed attempts at DIY incense. And let's talk about your top artists. “Luther” is out here taking the spotlight while the rest of your playlist sounds like the SoundCloud rejects from a high school talent show—who knew someone could have a full-on musical relationship with one artist and still feel so pathetically lonely? It’s like you’re trying to win an award for ‘Most Committed Stalker’ in the music industry. With a roster that sounds less like a feature playlist and more like a group therapy session gone wrong, it’s hard to tell if you’re vibing or just suffering a slow existential crisis that’s directly correlated with your music taste. As for your most played songs, it looks less like a playlist and more like a series of emotional cries for help! “PK TU M’APL?” sounds like the way you feel every time you hit play on yet another Luther track. Have you considered diversifying your ears, or are you just determined to ride this one-hit wonder train to the ends of musical hell? Seriously, your Spotify profile is an auditory equivalent of a midlife crisis happening at 25, and frankly, I’m here for the drama. Keep it up, and you might just redefine the term "lost cause" in the music scene!

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