Roasted 1 year ago based on Ari's long term Spotify stats.

Ari, looking through your Spotify profile feels like browsing a thrift store—everything’s a little dusty, and you’re left questioning if it’s vintage cool or just sad. I mean, how many times do you need to listen to Logic before you realize he’s just a very vocal calculator? Your love for “Bedroom Pop” suggests you’re probably spending a little too much time in your room—maybe it’s time to just pop out and see the world, or at the very least, the outside of your curtains. Your top artists read like a desperate “who’s who” of every high school kid who spent too long writing raps between ghosting their crush. You’ve got Kendrick and Kanye shining bright, and then there’s Clairo, like the overly-enthusiastic friend trying to tag along to the party. Mixing “Rage Rap” with “Dream Pop” is bold—kudos for managing to create a playlist that could either make someone want to fight or take a nap. Your music taste really showcases the emotional journey of someone who can’t decide if they’re mad at the world or just sleepy. And let's talk about those most played songs. Aside from the fact that “Soul Food II” gives off strong “I’m still figuring out my personality” vibes, how many times do you need to stream Kanye before he calls you to see if you’re okay? When “Violent Crimes” is among your favorites, it just screams “I’m here for a good time, not a long time, and especially not a healthy one.” Seriously, Ari, your Spotify is a self-help group for lost souls in the indie rap scene—when you're ready to join the land of the living, just let me know; I’ve got a playlist for that too.

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