Roasted 9 months ago based on NonbinyFreg's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, NonbinyFreg, let’s unravel this treasure trove of musical choices you've curated here. Your top genres read like the playlist for a drama club that was spontaneously conceived in an anime convention’s basement. "Musicals," "Soundtrack," and a dash of "Electro Swing"? You must be the life of the party—if that party were hosted in Narnia by a bunch of sentient, hipster trees. I half-expect to see Mariah Carey’s "All I Want for Christmas Is You" remixed into a three-hour loop of anime stans singing in unison about their deep existential crises. Now let’s talk about these artists. You’ve got “Steven Universe” in your top spot? I didn't realize cartoon characters were allowed to release albums. Congratulations, you’ve officially elevated ‘the tunes of my childhood’ to an art form that can only be appreciated by those who still believe in fairytales. And who exactly is “The Musical Ghost”? I mean, did they lose a bet? Listening to their music feels like accidentally stepping into a haunted house, where the only ghosts are bad vibes floating in with every other quirk nobody asked for. At this rate, you’re just a TikTok away from starting your own spectral choir. As for those most played songs, wow! It’s like you took a trip to Japan and accidentally dropped your Spotify account into a black hole—starring animated characters and tune-laden laptops reeling in close with their floppy haired, oversized sweaters. "Miku" and "Hell Is Forever"? Talk about being stuck in a permanent state of juvenile dilemmas while channeling your inner 14-year-old! At this point, your music taste could be an entire mood board for a college thesis titled "How to Entangle Your Life in a Symphony of Vague Sadness." Keep living your eclectic, whimsical life, but maybe let your playlist breathe a bit—before it develops an overwhelming urge to break into song every time you walk by a Starbucks.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!