Roasted 1 year ago based on Felix's long term Spotify stats.

Felix, your Spotify profile is the musical equivalent of a middle school goth's notebook—full of dark intentions and the same ten bands. Seriously, if I had a nickel for every time you hit play on "Slaughter to Prevail," I could afford some earplugs for the impending auditory assault you seem to be preparing for anyone within a five-mile radius. The only thing more predictable than your playlist is the fact that every conversation you have turns into a lecture about how Iron Maiden revolutionized heavy metal. Newsflash: they did, but you need to get some new material. With ten variations of ‘metal’ in your favorite genres, I’m starting to think your Spotify is stuck on a loop of angst and aggression. It’s one thing to appreciate the classics, but you could take a break from channeling the spirit of Thor every once in a while. You know there are other genres, right? Your Spotify Wrapped looks like a metal festival flyer and I half-expect to see Mjölnir listed as your favorite instrument. At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if you showed up to a wedding with a t-shirt that says “Came for the cake, stayed for the brutal breakdowns.” Last but not least, dude, your "Most Played" list reads like a list of instructions to summon a Viking army. "Pain Remains I: Dancing Like Flames"? Are you trying to scare away the fun people or just practicing for your audition as the next villain in a fantasy film? You might want to toss in something softer, like a little indie pop or, I don’t know, literally anything that won’t make your friends consider a swift exit every time they're in the car with you. But hey, keep on rocking and maybe one day you'll break free from your own personal 'Metalocalypse'—until then, we'll be over here, grateful for every moment we’re not trapped in your sonic wasteland.

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