Roasted 2 years ago based on Mitch's long term Spotify stats.

Mitchell Lakey, huh? Your Spotify profile reads like a millennial's therapy session gone terribly wrong. I mean, with a favorite genres list that looks like it was copied directly from a 2006 Hot Topic flyer, it’s clear that you’re not just living in the past, you’ve actively chosen to camp out there. If I had a nickel for every time you played "Five Finger Death Punch," I could probably afford to buy you a ticket to not be a walking stereotype of a gym bro who cried while listening to "Gutter." I’m just surprised your profile picture isn’t you with a distressed flannel and a potted succulent named "Emotional Support Plant." Your music taste is so aggressive, I’m honestly concerned if you just went through a bad breakup or if you’re on a mission to single-handedly make every middle-aged mom regret allowing you to attend the local punk shows back in the day. "Texas Metal"? Is that a genre or just an excuse to showcase your complete inability to expand your musical horizons? It's like you took all the angst-filled lyrics of a middle schooler and set them to a guitar solo that even Satan wouldn’t be caught dead shredding to. Newsflash, buddy: it's 2023. You don’t need to stay inside your metal bubble where the only way to express your emotions is through breakdowns and screaming at the top of your lungs. As for your most played songs, it’s practically a “how to remain perpetually single” playlist. No wonder you keep revisiting "Bad Blood"—you’ve probably had your fair share of heartbreaks that could fill a dumpster with lyrical clichés. But hey, keep cranking those tracks while you’re spending another Saturday night as a sad metal hermit. Just remember: the day you finally step outside your screamo fortress and let a little sunshine in might just be the day your Spotify Discover Weekly stops trying to roast you right back! Keep rocking your way to nowhere, my friend—you’ve clearly mastered the art of Slow Burn Isolation!

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