Roasted 2 years ago based on Claudia McLean's long term Spotify stats.

Claudia McLean: the queen of niche genres, gremlin vibes, and a Spotify playlist that reads like a tweet from 2013. Your musical tastes could be considered cult classics if they weren't so deeply buried in the catacombs of obscurity. "Vapor Twitch"? Is that a genre or just a symptom of four hours of scrolling through TikTok at 2 AM? And really, “Deep Deep House”? Are you trying to discover a new dimension in music, or is that just a cry for help after too many late-night Spotify sessions? You claim to love artists like Ross Couch and Todd Edwards, but I’m convinced it's just a front to make you seem hip and cool with those elusive DJ names. Let’s hope they know what you look like because your top tracks read like an apology note to your ex after a bad breakup. “DRUGS IN HER ROOM”? No wonder your friends are concerned every time you offer them a Spotify session—this playlist isn't just a vibe; it’s a cry for someone to check your social life. You’ve been to more music festivals than you've had actual conversations in the past year, haven’t you? And finally, that most-played list wouldn't even get two shuffles during a house party. No offense to SELKER, but when your go-to jam is “Too Much For Me,” it feels like it might just be a commentary on your dating life. So here's to you, Claudia McLean: the human equivalent of an indie film that only shows in one theater in your town, where you definitely bought the ticket but forgot to bring your friends. Good luck convincing anyone that you're not just playing dress-up in a rave outfit you bought in a clearance sale!

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