Roasted 7 months ago based on Divyansh's long term Spotify stats.

Divyansh, your Spotify profile reads like the ultimate guide to a midlife crisis for a Bollywood dad. You’ve crammed more glittery Desi sounds into your playlist than a wedding DJ with a “one-size-fits-all” approach. I mean, with a genre lineup that surpasses the local sound guy's desperation for job security, I'm half-expecting a proper soundtrack for your next paan-stained roadside drama whenever you hit shuffle. Bravo for digging deep into the depths of Punjabi Hip Hop, like that’s gonna help you woo someone other than Auntie Nirmala at family gatherings. Your top artists list looks like the lineup for a cultural festival presented by your cringe-worthy group chat. The Weeknd might be the most timeless act in your lineup, but I’m convinced he’s probably turned to support groups after stumbling onto your profile. And what do you have against tectonic plates? With all those artists, it’s like your taste in music shakes the very foundations of genre itself! If someone told me they liked "Hindi Pop" and "Sufi" equally, I'd have to check if they were simultaneously experiencing an identity crisis. Let’s not even start on your "most played songs," half of which are probably just there to keep you off the 'most embarrassing' charts in your friend circle. New rule: if the instrumental versions get more play time than the actual songs, it might be time to schedule a therapy session on your inability to appreciate vocals over digital noodling. You vibe more with the echoes of existential dread than you do with celebrating life! Just know, when the world eventually unplugs itself from Earbuds 3000 and collectively shudders at your musical taste, I’ll be smiling, knowing I get to share in your peak cringe moments.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!