Roasted 2 years ago based on cord :):'s long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Cord, the only person I know whose Spotify profile could double as a cry for help. You’ve got "Rock," "Hip Hop," and "Melancholia" all jammed together like a sad mixtape your therapist would make you listen to during your existential crisis. Listening to your playlist, it’s clear you oscillate between wanting to mosh in a dark corner and contemplating the futility of existence — I mean, you could've just bought a journal and called it a day instead of torturing us with your music choices. Your obsession with $uicideboy$ is both impressive and alarming. I swear, if I had a dollar for every time I've seen that band’s name on your "most played" list, I could buy you a new taste in music. Seriously, this isn’t just a top 10; it’s a resignation letter to joy. The way you bounce between angst-ridden rap and “permanent wave” alternative rock like they’re your only two friends at a self-pity party is just tragic. Normal people have *howl at the moon* playlists, but you? You might as well be filtering your emotions through a cracked screen of a Nokia from the 2000s. And sweet mercy, “Cloud Rap”? That’s just mainstream depression dressed up in fashionably terrible beats. Your favorite songs read like a dentist’s list of all the things that upset you on a Wednesday morning — I mean, "Coma"? Pretty on-the-nose there, buddy. Look, we get it: life is hard, and you're living it on a loop of disillusionment and regret. But try branching out a little, unless your plan is to only play this playlist when you want to be even more miserable. In that case, congratulations! You've nailed it!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!