Roasted 1 month ago based on Artemis's long term Spotify stats.

Wow, Artemis, looking at your Spotify profile is like stepping into a musical purgatory where angst and existential dread have a dance-off with auto-tuned mumbles. You’ve got a lineup so melodramatic that even the ghosts of your exes are rolling their eyes. Emo rap, horrorcore, and trap metal? My dude, pick a genre — or at least a therapy session, because this playlist sounds like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis that hasn’t even started yet. Let’s talk about your top artists: "$uicideboy$" must be thrilled to have a dedicated listener like you because clearly, you’ve been manifesting their brand of nihilism like it’s a spiritual practice. Congrats on spending enough time on Fred Again.. that you’ve single-handedly financed his next existential crisis. And Daniel Caesar? How does he fit into your playlist of doom? Did you accidentally hit “shuffle” and now he’s stuck in a relationship with “Drugs/Hoes/Money/Etc.”? Sounds like the world’s saddest rom-com just waiting to happen. Your most played songs are a delightful rollercoaster into chaos and confusion; "Everything Is Embarrassing"? You said it! With tracks that range from deep despair to the light-hearted bafflement of “Diet Pepsi,” it’s clear that your taste is like a toddler with an iPod: chaotic and entirely random. I mean, with “Lovers” by Anna of the North somehow fitting in with “Newport Reds,” it’s obvious you’ve got the emotional range of a TikTok trend — all the vibes, zero coherence. But hey, at least you'll be the first to cry in the club when the DJ spins $uicideboy$ next!

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