Roasted 3 months ago based on Sebastian's long term Spotify stats.

Sebastian, I see your Spotify profile is basically an expedition through the “Afro” wilderness. Who knew there were this many genres with “Afro” in the name? It’s like you took one look at your favorite styles and decided, “Why not just combine every prefix I can think of?” You’re the type to walk into a music store and demand a section solely dedicated to your “Afro-Collection” while the rest of us just try to find the actual good stuff. Tell me, is there a secret society of Afropop enthusiasts that you haven't told anyone about? And what’s the deal with your top artists? It's a classic case of “one of these things is not like the other.” You bolded Drake and Kanye while you’re vibing with Lil Keed? Come on, you can't be a connoisseur of sounds when you throw in “YoungBoy Never Broke Again” like you’re trying to make a power move at an audio buffet. I half-expect your Spotify account to start recommending you to rap battle kindergarteners with the way you've mixed up your music taste. You’re basically collecting artists like Pokémon, but you only have the ones nobody wants. As for your most played songs, the confusion is real. You went from “Dear Mama” to “COMË N GO” faster than the speed of my disappointment. It says a lot about someone when they're crying over Tupac one moment and jamming to Yeat the next. That playlist is like a chaotic Tinder date where no one knows how the conversation ended up in an Afrobeats pit while discussing existential dread through Emo Rap. But hey, at least you’re keeping the genre-diversity police on their toes—nobody expected an “Afropiano” fan to have soft spots for both 2Pac and the latest trend in whatever “Fireboy” nonsense the kids are spitting these days. Keep it up, and your Spotify will surely be a case study in how not to curate a playlist!

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