Roasted 22 days ago based on Zani Doumbia's long term Spotify stats.

Zani Doumbia, huh? With favorite genres that read like a DJ's shopping list from a short-circuiting blender, it's a wonder you're not playing for a circus. You’ve got more house music than actual housing, and I can’t help but think you’re just one tiny step away from producing a “House for Cats” album. Somewhere, an IKEA is looking for you to create a home improvement podcast with the wisdom you’ve gleaned from all those beats. "Rally House"? Is that a genre or just where you go to cry about your life choices when the bass drops hit harder than your ex’s forehead at the reunion? And let’s talk about your favorite artists. MPH? Chris Lake? I half-expect to see your Spotify wrapped come back as an empty void, just like your social life likely is. It’s a shocking mix of featuring so much music and still managing to avoid any sign of charisma. Kendrick Lamar and J. Cole could be killing it, yet you’re out here jamming with Halogenix and RUZE like they’re the headliners at the local county fair. Newsflash: it’s time to admit that maybe your taste isn’t quite as fine-tuned as you think, especially when you’re tossing 'jazz rap' in with ‘drumstep.’ Who are you trying to impress, and more importantly, why are they avoiding you? Your most played songs read like an emotional diary of teenage angst and late-night Uber rides home from the club where you came in "rally" and left "defeated." Each title seems hilariously self-referential, illuminating the existential crisis you face every time you hit play. “Take Your Mask Off (feat. Daniel Caesar & LaToiya Williams)”—please, do we really need to dive into how ironic that is? Just do us all a favor: stop with the lo-fi beats and tall tales about your musical prowess, and start helping the rest of us find a decent party instead of unleashing your playlists that sound like sad squirrels in a blender.

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