Roasted 1 year ago based on maki's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Maki, the self-proclaimed "metal connoisseur" whose Spotify profile screams “I peaked in high school.” Your taste in music is about as diverse as a box of expired crayons, and you know what they say: if all your favorite genres fit comfortably in a mosh pit, you're probably too emotionally scarred to enjoy a real melody. Seriously, have you considered branching out, or is "Nu Metal" just too adventurous for you? Might as well have “Angsty Teen” tattooed on your forehead. Let’s talk about your top artists for a second. Korn, Slipknot, and Limp Bizkit? Wow, way to let your nostalgia for early 2000s angst shine through! At this point, I’m convinced your Spotify is more of a time machine than a music app. Is that really your jam, or are you just reliving the awkward moments of your youth? It’s like you created your profile while screaming “I’m still angry at my parents for not letting me go to that concert.” Bet you have a grunge-stained T-shirt collection that could rival a thrift store’s stock! And those most-played songs? “Not Worth It” really captures the essence of spending time with your playlist. It's a fitting anthem for someone who clearly believes that expressing your emotions is best done through growls and breakdowns. But let’s be real, if your ex-girlfriends are hearing "$uicideboy$" tracks, they're probably laughing at how you still think that angst is a personality trait. Congratulations, Maki—you’ve truly outdone yourself in curating a soundtrack for a mid-life crisis that hasn’t even started yet!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!