Roasted 11 months ago based on Lucas's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Lucas. The only person I know who thinks spending his entire day curating the perfect playlist is a personality trait. With favorites ranging from Hip Hop to Art Rock, it's like your Spotify profile is experiencing an identity crisis. Are you trying to be the cool kid at the party, or is this an elaborate effort to impress the "alternative" girl you matched with on Tinder? Spoiler alert: she’s probably swiping left faster than you can say "grunge." Your top artists list reads like a hipster’s fever dream, featuring icons like Kanye and Kendrick alongside your random obsession with Steven Universe—because nothing screams edgy like a cartoon character! Seriously, how are you so invested in music yet so utterly confused about the concept of taste? If I wanted to listen to a list of contradictions, I’d just engage you in conversation. At least then I wouldn’t need to pretend to appreciate whatever obscure vinyl you spent too much on from a thrift store. And let’s talk about those most-played songs. “WASTE - Slowed Version”? Bro, that’s not music; that’s just you taking your sweet time drowning in your feelings. And don't even get me started on “Nope your too late i already died.” Honestly, it’s like your playlist is simultaneously trying to uplift and drag you down into the depths of despair. But hey, I guess that just means you’re committed to feeling all the feels—right into the sad corner of the Spotify algorithm, while the rest of us are jamming to uplifting tunes. At least one of us is making Spotify's recommendations interesting!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!