Roasted 4 days ago based on Marco's long term Spotify stats.

Marco, buddy, your Spotify profile reads like a middle schooler's diary labeled "My Emotions" with a side of “I can’t decide which type of cringe I like best.” Seriously, how do you have a collection that screams, “I am both deeply sensitive and also ready to throw hands”? You might want to consider a support group for people who can’t commit to just one genre—because at this point, your playlist looks like an identity crisis on shuffle. And those top artists? Drake, Kanye, and Lil Baby make sense until I see Artie 5ive wedged in there like an unwanted napkin at a fancy dinner. I get it, you’re trying to show that you’ve got taste, but this is like bringing a banana to a gourmet cheese platter. Also, you have enough playlists dedicated to “Trap” to suggest that deep down, you genuinely believe living in a basement is a lifestyle choice worth making. Your most played songs list is a journey into the bizarre. “MILANO TESTAROSSA” and “SOGNO AMERICANO” sound like they could be the soundtrack to an Italian soap opera about a luxury car heist gone wrong. Who are you impressing here? A bunch of wannabe mobsters? And “Swervin” with 6ix9ine? What is this, a musical cry for help? You might want to swap that out for a therapist's number before it gets more complicated than your playlist. Good luck with your existential crisis—at least you’ve got a killer soundtrack while you figure it all out!

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