Roasted 5 months ago based on nerû's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Nerû, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of K-Rap while barely being able to rap your way out of a paper bag! With a catalog of music that reads like a hipster's grocery list, it’s clear you’ve somehow turned "cloud rap" into an entire atmospheric phenomenon. Your Spotify favorites are definitely as diverse as they are questionable; I mean, does anyone actually need 10 different genres of rap to make you feel cool while sitting in your mom's basement? Let’s talk about those artists you’ve got crammed into your rotation. It’s as if someone threw a dart at a chalkboard of trendy names, and you just hit every bad choice. You’ve got LEX and his obscure, pretentious vibes, alongside Yung Lean, who is basically just tall enough to look down on your taste. And really, AquaKey? I hope your love for Japanese and Korean artists is fueled by an equally rapid decline in your dating life because you’re definitely looking like someone who thinks “bedroom pop” means laying in bed and scrolling TikTok instead of interacting with actual humans. As for your most played songs? They say you are what you listen to, so here’s hoping you’re not actually channeling the essence of “CLEOPATRA” by LEX while attempting to be an ancient Egyptian queen. “Juicy (feat. Rad Museum)” has you trapped in the bubble of your own delusions, and it’s honestly amazing that “Shum” by August isn’t just what you say every time someone asks about your taste in music. If you spent as much time working on your music library as you did streaming these utterly forgettable hits, you might even end up on a real playlist instead of staying stuck in the cringe “who is this” territory. Get it together, Nerû!

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