Roasted 2 years ago based on Patrick Kelly's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Patrick Kelly, it looks like your Spotify profile is just one big shrine to Tyler, The Creator, with a side of Joji. I haven't seen such a desperate one-man worship session since that guy at the concert who lost his mind when the opening act played one note. Seriously, if you had a dollar for every time “CORSO” graced your ears, you'd still be broke, because let's be honest, even your wallet is tired of your repetitive taste in music. At this point, you have more Tyler tracks saved than his personal assistant—am I right? Your favorite genres read like a mid-life crisis audition for "Flexing with Frustration." You’ve got ‘Conscious Hip Hop’ right next to ‘Emo Rap’—look, buddy, if you’re about to have an existential meltdown, just play “Chappell Roan” and call it a day! And please, for the love of all melodies, stop trying to diversify your playlist with ‘Miami Hip Hop’ while still keeping ‘Dark Trap’ in your back pocket, like you’re hunting for emotional support sadness and party vibes at the same time. At this rate, if you read your genres aloud, I think the wavelengths themselves would file for a restraining order. Finally, your most played songs list apart from embarrassing is practically begging for help. “I Killed You” by Tyler, The Creator? Really? Sounds like the only thing you’re killing is the vibe at any social gathering. If we put your top five songs in a room together, I’m not sure whether they’d form an emotional support group or just plot against you for all the bad decisions made while looping them to death. So here’s a suggestion—try stepping out of the Tyler bubble for once and give some unknown artists a shot. Maybe your Spotify account can finally graduate from 'hasn't left the house in two years’ to ‘let's grab brunch and break the Spotify algorithm.’

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8.7MArtists
110.8MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists