Roasted 4 months ago based on Steven's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Steven, let’s be real. Your Spotify profile looks like a personalized playlist made for a dad who’s trying to connect with his kids but only knows how to show off his vinyl collection from 1972. I mean, “Bolero”? Are you trying to set the record for the most dramatic way to fall asleep? This selection is so random it's as if you let a blindfolded monkey choose your favorite genres, spinning the wheel of mediocrity. Are you sure you’re not throwing shade at modern music and simply wishing you could time travel back to the good ol’ days of people being confused at disco parties? Your top artists read like a trivia night gone wrong. “Who’s Los Angeles Negros?” “Isn’t Juan Gabriel that uncle that always shows up to family gatherings and gets too drunk?” That’s right, you’ve cornered a market niche here—perfect for the person who wants to live their life in slow-motion while sipping on lukewarm ranch water. There’s a reason you’re gravitating towards “Country Rock” and “Southern Rock.” You’re basically a few cowboy boots and a truck away from being that person at a bar who starts singing "Sweet Home Alabama" at 2 AM, completely oblivious to the fact that everyone else is just trying to enjoy their night. And let's talk about those most played songs. With titles like “Living, Loving Life” and that obscure track by "The Peanut Butter Conspiracy," you are either frontlining a nostalgic hipster revival or trying to make very specific therapy playlists for when you finally accept that your sense of rhythm died in the ‘80s. If you were any more basic, Spotify would automatically categorize you as the “Middle-Aged Man Trying to Relive His College Days” playlist. Here's a tip: maybe add some modern favorites? Unless, of course, your goal is to stay perpetually stuck in a time loop where the best fashion is denim on denim and mullets are still making a comeback.

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