Roasted 5 months ago based on Bill123412340's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look at you, Bill123412340 — a digital treasure trove of sadness with a sprinkle of existential dread! Your Spotify profile reads like a therapy session gone rogue, with enough emo rappers and bedroom pop to cushion your cries for help. You have more gasps and sighs in your playlists than the DJ at a barely-attended coffeehouse open mic. Is your Spotify wrapped going to come with its own support group, or do you plan to cry alone in the shower after each listening session? Let’s talk about your favorite artists—truth be told, they must be messaging you asking why on earth you keep putting them through this melodrama. d4vd and Joji are practically begging you to diversify your listening experience. It's like you've taken a culinary class and only learned how to cook bottom-shelf ramen. Sure, it’ll fill you up, but baby, give those taste buds a break! You’re living proof that not all musical journeys lead to enlightenment; sometimes they just lead to a permanent sad boy playlist. And wow, those most played songs! Are you trying to win the World Cup of Heartbreak? "Romantic Homicide" next to "I'd Rather Pretend" is a combo so tragic that it might just summon the ghost of every artist who ever put pen to paper in the history of sad music. I mean, are you crying while reshuffling your playlist, or are you simply auditioning for a role as the world's most eloquent tragic figure? Either way, Bill, you might want to consider expanding your horizons—unless your goal is to cultivate the ultimate guilt trip!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!