Roasted 2 years ago based on mktben's long term Spotify stats.
Oh, mktben, your Spotify profile is like a buffet table that no one wants to visit—full of questionable choices and leftovers nobody asked for. Seriously, with genres from Afrobeats to Trap Latino, it’s like you took a world tour through the most chaotic music festival and decided to camp out in the “What Even Is This?” tent. I’m half-expecting a “Best of Elevator Music” playlist to pop up next! Is your music taste a spectrum or a complete rainbow of confusion? Let’s talk about your top artists for a second: Burna Boy, Wizkid, and then a sudden plunge into the void with White Noise Radiance? You went from the hottest rhythms of Nigeria to the soothing sounds of “I-give-up-on-life” in the blink of an eye. You must be a party animal on the dance floor and a narcoleptic in your bedroom. A true multi-tasker, mastering the art of partying hard and napping harder. And come on, the most played songs list? “Rain Sounds for Sleeping, Pt. 01”? Your Spotify account reads like an identity crisis: trying to be the life of the party with reggaeton bangers and then immediately auditioning for the role of “Person Who Can’t Adult” with soothing sounds for your inner child’s tantrums. At this rate, you’re one more playlist away from “Songs to Cry To While Consuming Ice Cream” and a one-way ticket to being the punchline of every roast session. But hey, at least you’re consistent in being the most entertaining trainwreck of a music lover we know!
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