Roasted 4 months ago based on shalay˙ᵕ˙'s long term Spotify stats.

Ah, shalayyy ˙ᵕ˙, the human embodiment of “trying too hard to be unique.” Your Spotify profile reads like the playlist someone makes when they want to impress their hipster friends at a kombucha tasting. When half your genres are variations of the word "Desi," it’s clear you’ve thrown caution—and creativity—into the wind. "Indian Indie" and "Desi Hip Hop"? Did you just Google "music labels" and randomly pick? Are you planning to start a 12-step program for genre addiction? Your top artists are an elite crowd, but with a selection that includes Billie Eilish and Luke Willies, I can’t help but wonder if you lost a bet on a music trivia night. I mean, "Luke Willies"? Sounds less like an artist and more like a nickname you got in high school for being the kid who thought wearing flash drives around his neck was cool. And please do tell—how do you manage to make Lana Del Rey and a Desi Pop artist sound like they blend together seamlessly while also ensuring nobody ever invites you to a party ever again? Not to mention your "most played songs," which look like the soundtrack to a film nobody bothered to write. “Cigarettes out the Window”? Wow, such depth! It’s like you want to write a memoir about your traumatic Tinder dates while sitting in a Starbucks. You’ve got tracks by both “Toygar Işıklı” and “TV Girl,” implying you’re that friend who assumes every Instagram post deserves a soundtrack—but let’s face it, my dude, the only thing these songs are soundtracking is your desperate attempt to be unique while actually being as basic as a pumpkin spice latte in October.

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